Sarah Palin at CPAC 2013 - "Gulp Fiction" for desperate Republicans - UPDATE: "Wonkette" reveals that the teleprompters were specifically set up for Palin's speech - UPDATE 2: "Wonkette" editor Rebecca Schoenkopf writes that Sarah Palin "did not have her own baby"

By Patrick "Mr. CPAC Chairman, when I told ya I needed a lotta coke to speak this isn't exactly what I meant." +++ ...