By Patrick
Oh well, there we have it, another Palin-related post. Inevitable, it seems. In the announcement of her latest pregnancy, which was published on her blog only three days ago, Bristol Palin herself demanded:
"But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy."
Look, Bristol, go and have you "privacy"...! But please don't confuse it with "let's post new photos of Tripp and then insult and threaten other people on Instagram", OK? This is really getting embarrassing. Bristol, is there really nobody at all who can give you some proper advice?
So Bristol put a new photo of Tripp on Instagram, and other people then started to insult her, which was pretty predictable, given the fact that Bristol is now regarded as the national poster-girl for the failure of abstinence-only-education, and as a poster-girl for right-wing hypocrisy. Especially since she herself enjoyed to lecturing "liberals" on her blog on an almost weekly basis.
Instead of not going on social media in the first place, which clearly would have been the better choice, Bristol then started to get into a shouting match on Instagram, exchanging insults, and even started to threaten a commenter, "Wasilla-style."
Screenshots (Bristol Palin is "bsmp2"):
It all started when some commenters began to write insults - Bristol quickly let the world know that she is not giving "many fks":
To the commenter "pink_evolution", who also wrote very unfriendly comments, Bristol quickly responded that she "would love to meet you in person", then calling her critics "fuckers":
Followed by:
Then "its_yours_03" also contributed, called the commenter "pink_evolution" a "cunt", which is interesting because "its_yours_03" is Bristol's cousin Ryan Bender, and Bristol then apparently liked this remark:
"pink_evolution" then continued:
To which Bristol replied, apparently imagining that she is in some kind of bar-fight:
The commenter "pink_evolution" then responded:
Meanwhile, some people desperately tried to give Bristol some good advice:
Finally, Bristol "got it":
"Haha" indeed, Bristol...
More like "WTF", actually.
Bristol's little sister Piper (piper.p) also joined and liked the nasty jokes about "pink_evolution":
It is also noteworthy that Bristol's cousin Ryan Bender had this good (?) idea:
I guess he was talking about the famous "Mugshot Saloon" in Wasilla, which is actually just round the corner of Sarah Palin's house, and from our friends in Alaska we heard that Track Palin used to be a frequent customer there as well.
It is unclear why Ryan thinks that they would need a designated driver...given the fact that Bristol is pregnant.
Picture (that's "real Wasilla" for you, folks):
Family picture with Bristol's cousin Ryan Bender on the right (from Willow's Instagram):
The commenter "pink_evolution" was not very pleased about being attacked by Bristol in this way:
In any case, Bristol, with Instagram-fights, it is just the same as with bar fights, or with brawls: Just avoid them like the plague!
Especially if you are a national public figure.
Already yesterday, Bristol thought that it would be a good idea to give a hearty "screw you" to the readers via Instagram (at least that's how I interpreted her attempt to use sign language):
Well, it can only get better from now on...I hope.
#NotAGoodStartIntoThePregnancyDearBristol
Also, when do we finally hear from Granny Sarah a word about the new pregnancy?
The question will be, as always with the Palins: Who will be the victim, and why?
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UDPATE (Sunday 28, 11.30 EST):
Bristol just put a new post up, and guess what: The pregnancy was planned, according to Bristol. That does not change the fact that she had sex before marriage. Whatever! It sounds so much better now.
Yes, we did not have to wait very long to learn who the victim is!
Bristol tells us in her post that she is unfairly judged, by "giddy a$$holes", thus claiming victimhood That didn't take her long.
Quote:
So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk about me.
None of us are perfect.
I made a mistake, but it’s not the mistake all these giddy a$$holes have loved to assume.
This pregnancy was actually planned.
Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself. Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.
OK, Bristol, we see that you don't like to be "judged"...! Tough on your part, but you will have to deal with it, as you judge other people and their lifestyle choices (the evil "liberals") on your blog on a virtually weekly basis (as I already mentioned above).
Good overview about your lectures at "Slate":
Therefore it is easy to understand why these "giddy a$$holes" criticize you, is it not?
Also, you are making it just worse. Oh, you were "never paid as an abstinence spokesperson" in the past? Really?
Quote from your post:
Let’s get another thing straight, because I can’t tolerate all the talk on this subject. I have never been paid as an “abstinence spokesperson.” I was employed by the great people at The Candies Foundation.
Well, do you and/or your ghostwriter Nancy French really believes that absolutely everyone else is a complete idiot? Do you really believe that?
Do you know that there is Google, and Youtube? Do you think that you can just erase the fact that you received AT THE VERY LEAST $ 262,500 for being an abstinence spokesperson? Actually, it was much, much more money.
The original documentation:
What follows are some clips to refresh the memory.
CLIP 1:
CLIP 2:
The list could go on and on.
What we have here is a clear case of "Sarah-Syndrome": Happily being a public person and becoming stinking rich in the process, but then totally unwilling to accept fully deserved criticism, and instead starting to viciously attack all the critics.
Also, as some of our readers already pointed out, there is a huge logical error in your two post about your new pregnancy. In your first post, you said that the news of the pregnancy will come as "a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you"...
But how can it be a "huge disappointment", if the pregnancy was planned, as you now claim? You do realize that this narrative does not fit together, right?
Consequently, in direct contradiction of your previous statement, you now claim: "This baby is not a disappointment."
Next time, you should really get your story straight right from the beginning.
Finally, for the sake of not insulting the intelligence of other human beings, stop lecturing other people for a while, will you. Maybe try to understand why other people, these "fuckers" and "giddy a$$holes" are pretty upset by your pompous behavior in the first place. One can hope!
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UDPATE 2:
Rebecca Schoenkopf wrote a wonderful new post at Wonkette, and linked to us! Many thanks!
But how can it be a "huge disappointment", if the pregnancy was planned, as you now claim? You do realize that this narrative does not fit together, right?
Consequently, in direct contradiction of your previous statement, you now claim: "This baby is not a disappointment."
Next time, you should really get your story straight right from the beginning.
Finally, for the sake of not insulting the intelligence of other human beings, stop lecturing other people for a while, will you. Maybe try to understand why other people, these "fuckers" and "giddy a$$holes" are pretty upset by your pompous behavior in the first place. One can hope!
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UDPATE 2:
Rebecca Schoenkopf wrote a wonderful new post at Wonkette, and linked to us! Many thanks!