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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Republicans’ Got Talent: Mitt, Newt, and Rick

by Nomad

Although, for the sake of my sanity, I have managed to avoid most of the debates- sticking mostly to the summaries and highlights- it suddenly occurred to me why there have been so many debates. I mean, who thought it was necessary? Who on earth thought it was a good idea to let the American people get THAT close and familiar with this year's GOP candidates?
In the end, I decided that it had to have been some marketing "genius" who decided to hijack the competition show format, used in TV programs such as American Idol and Dancing with the Stars in order to promote the 2012 Republican politicians. It would go a long way in explaining the unexpected howls, cheers and appalling applause. If that was the notion, then it was disastrously ill-conceived. 
Looking at it from that perspective, however, I began to see things in quite a different light.


The early stages of the 2012 election show, Republican's Got Talent, now appear to be complete and when you look over the surviving Republican candidates for 2012 presidential election, it’s quite easy to pinch your nose, make a face in disgust and walk away. Still, all of the top three have won some kind of prize and three (four? or was it five?) are now gone- hopefully- their respective political graveyards. (Note, however, that Republicans are fond of their zombies.)


To be sure, these are not normal fellows. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. They are driven- nearly to a masochistic degree- to satisfy their ambitions and the demands of their egos. 
Apart from that, I would argue that these are actually talented people. That’s right, damn it. Talented. Let’s look at them individually.

Contestant Newt
Let’s begin with Newt Gingrich- that un-endangered dancing polar bear with the icicle of a wife. He is a perfect example of the kind of political figure that rises, against all odds, to the top of the pile. Newt is, in my opinion, a man of considerable abilities which need to be highlighted and for which. I think, he deserves a certain amount of recognition. 

First of there's his character. Oh, I know that numerous others have cited his many examples of moral lapses and labeled him as unfit in varied ways;  untrustworthy as a marital partner, disreputable as a politician, and disrespected as a scholar. But there’s another aspect of his character that shouldn’t be overlooked.

One of his notable characteristic is his perseverance- some would say, obstinacy. With the exception, perhaps, of Richard Nixon, no other man has been given as many pink-slips by voters and farewell handshakes by his own party as Mr. Gingrich. For various reasons, he has been told again and again that his brand of politics has no place in this nation. Yet, behold the man. He clearly has a bulldog’s grip on the neck of American politics and doesn’t plan to let go until he has strangled the life of it. Through bombast and by exploiting a number of particular weaknesses in the political system, he has managed, to re-emerge from the scummy swamp over and over. His past scandals, both public and private, would have destroyed an average political career. Obviously, Gingrich is a man who is willing and able to go beyond the limits, to overcome any obstacle and regulation to satisfy his ambitions. Impressive, is it not?
And, equally extraordinary is Gingrich’s indisputable mental and rhetorical dexterity. His ability to make a laughable position on nearly any issue seem perfectly sensible is indeed dazzling. At least for that moment.  Gingrich’s talent to reshape, to twist and to formulate a defense for his indefensible past behavior puts him far above your average political hack.(In comparison, Sarah Palin tends to make her hollow and insincere opinions sound merely incoherent.)

Contestant Mitt 
In the case of Mitt Romney, he too is a man of some brilliance. In the corporate sphere, he was able to amass a sizable fortune, to utilize every possible tax loophole and to hide from prying eyes that vast sum in offshore accounts on some balmy Caribbean island or under the snowy Swiss mountains, all apparently without breaking any enforceable law. 

His masterful manipulation of capital and commerce- without that heavy burden of conscience- puts Mitt Romney in a league of his own. Even among the Republicans. 
By buying up company upon company, by borrowing heavily on whatever value the company had and then by impersonally dismantling each and every one, Romney coldly and boldly reaped the rewards. That’s the capitalist system, my friends. 
In the amoral world of Big Business where Darwinism is not merely a theory, Romney has proven consistently he is capable of making the tough decisions. He has, without the slightest twitch of guilt or hesitant second-thought, refused to let the welfare of his fellow citizens stand in the way of profit-making.

We can all rest assured that, should he be elected president, when considering public policy on such complicated issues like health care, like unemployment benefits, or like civil rights issues, that the heavy burden of humanitarian considerations will not be a drag on the Romney decision-making process. 

Like Gingrich, Romney is definitely a man who is able to change his mind about the important issues. For example, in late 2002, Romney described himself as “a progressive-on-social-issues governor of Massachusetts.” Today- this week, at least- he has magically taken on the appearance of a conservative. When you think about the extremes and the sheer stretch involved, you have to admit that Romney may not be a man of great depth, but he does have a lot of elasticity. 

Contestant Rick
Among the lesser performers on the Republican stage is Rick Santorum, a man with an ability to make fanaticism seem reasonable and clever and wholesome. Ok, as a talent, it’s not much but other than that, Rick also does a passable a imitation of a 40-year old virgin. 
And, clearly that's enough to win an Iowa caucus and to keep his supporters on the Christian Right pleased as non-alcoholic punch. With an exceedingly low level of tolerance, winning the endorsement from a group of prominent evangelical Christian leaders shouldn’t be underestimated. They seem to hate almost everybody. I suppose trying not to offend any of them must be like walking on Easter egg shells and as difficult as squeezing your belligerent camel through the eye of a needle.
I am always one to give credit where credit is due. Santorum has his talents. After all, it’s not easy to wrap religious bigotry in a flag and pass it off a social conservative policy. After Rick Santorum, we can assume it will become a whole lot easier. 

It’s not a question whether these men are worthy of our grudging respect. No doubt, some people might believe they are. Nobody should be naive enough to expect our leaders to “aspire to imitate the perfection of angels” as Gibbon wrote. Still there are important questions voters should be asking themselves. 
  • Talented though they may be, do any of these candidates possess the kind of qualities that we look for in a president
  • Are the characteristics of these particular men the traits of the leader of a great nation, with a long heritage of idealism and a low tolerance for corruption? 
  • Can we even trust these men to represent all Americans? 
  • What will the world really think of us as a nation to have these men as either our representation or our commanders in chief? 
  • And finally, are these men problem solvers or merely symptoms of the problem?
As frustrated as many voters are with Barack Obama’s struggles, there is always the possibility of things becoming much worse. The good people at Fox News would not like voters to think too much about that possibility, of course. (Weren't these the very same people who thought the war in Iraq was a splendid idea and got all flustered when France thought otherwise? Remember Freedom Fries?)
Given the Republican talent show on display, these contestants are a hint of what "worse" might actually look like.

Too bad it’s not a beauty pageant. Being bereft of any talent whatsoever, Sarah Palin might still have a chance. She’s certainly no rookie.. on the catwalk.
As in 2008 she could, at least, be a November runner-up.
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Thursday, December 22, 2011

YoHoHo! Dusty’s Characters of Christmas 2011 Edition. Liars, Weasels and Haters Oh My! Sarah Palin's OWN Christmas Card. BONUS: Bristol and Gino




Our first character of Christmas is of course she who will also never be President of the United States Michele Bachmann.  I swear she makes this just too easy. Michele is now touting herself as a person of character while at the same time implying of course that President Obama has no character. In an opinion piece written for the DesMoinesRegister  Michele concluded her piece with

Whether Iowans choose me or one of the other candidates, the time is long overdue that a person of character is returned to the office”.  

Yes folks you read that right Michele is stating that her character is better than President Obama's character. This is the same woman who pretty much lies every time she opens her mouth.  This opinion piece is just yet another gop ‘let’s bash the president because we have nothing else of value to talk about’ article.  Got to love her response to Anne Curry this morning when asked “you used the words ‘return to the white house’ you’re saying return to the white house. You’re questioning whether the president is a person of character.” Oh my, I almost fell out of my chair when Anne Curry actually decided to ask a real question rather than the usual fluff questions.  Michele responds with a word salad that had to have made Sarah Palin totally green with envy. Duck Todd, incoming!  

“Well, What I’m saying in those remarks is as people are choosing who will be the nominee for our party, will the person have character in that they are a person of their word, they have honesty, their integrity, you can trust what they say.(Jeez, Michele I think that is exactly why President Obama got elected) That’s one thing people know about me, I’m very sincere, I’m very authentic, I say what I mean, I mean what I say and my word is my bond. I think that is very important for our next candidate for president.”

This from the woman dubbed ‘Dumber than Sarah Palin’ and whose statements are continually fact-checked because she normally comes up way short of the truth meter.



Next up is John Boehner who is the Weasel of the Year winner by a landslide. Seriously folks who else even came close? The man cries at the drop of a hankie while weaseling his way out of every single task set before him. Going to create Jobs was his mantra in 2010- what has he done lately. Nothing except cry, cry, then lie, cry some more, pass a resolution demanding a bust of Churchill be placed, oh who cares where, but has not created one single job this year.   Rachel Maddow says it best
“So Americans, when your paycheck shrinks substantially on January 1, at least you can take comfort that we'll have the Churchill bust to cuddle up to in the Capitol,"


Another great article is here at the Wall StreetJournal. "GOP Senate leader Mitch McConnell famously said a year ago that his main task in the 112th Congress was to make sure that President Obama would not be re-elected. Given how he and House Speaker John Boehner have handled the payroll tax debate, we wonder if they might end up re-electing the President before the 2012 campaign even begins in earnest.

The GOP leaders have somehow managed the remarkable feat of being blamed for opposing a one-year extension of a tax holiday that they are surely going to pass. This is no easy double play.”


The Winner of the Haters of all things Sane and Normal Award goes to Sarah Palin and Fox News. These overpaid haters just can’t say one thing nice during this Holiday season can they? In the oh so petty category of let’s see if we can get attention department Miss Sarah and her co-haters at fox news have decided to bash the First Dog (notice the proper respect shown to the First Dog?) and his family's Christmas Card? No dead animal parts/bones gracing the furniture? No huge gold crosses anywhere? Oh I get it; you just hate to see a fire burning in the fireplace….no no that’s not it because you always have a roaring fire in your fireplace.  Oh I get it…It’s not YOUR family in the picture...that is why you hate it so much. Got it! Bless your (petty and childish little) heart Sarah. 

Photo credit: Fox News (oh the irony)
Merry Christmas all and I sincerely hope we all have a great New Year! Don't forget to send in your favorite holiday recipes.

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UPDATE by Kathleen:

Thank you Dusty. Your posts always hit the right note!

I would like to add a picture of the official Christmas card that Sarah Palin sent during the holiday season of 2008. It features Trig stuffed in a Christmas box and dressed up as a mini Santa Claus and surrounded by lots of Christmas presents. If you ask me the symbolism here is painful but I'm interested in reader's reactions in light of Sarah Palin's comments today regarding President Obama's Christmas card.



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UPDATE by Patrick - What's going on in the Valley:

We have news: Bristol is back together with Gino (Giacinto Paoletti).

It's not just "dating", because it seems to be really serious this time: All kinds of Palin family members, including close family friends, like Molly, Lauden and members of Kristian Cole's family today added Gino as their facebook friends (Willow a few days ago). 

I wonder if there will be a new Christmas blessing...?

Do I hear bells in the distance - and I am not talking about Christmas bells...?

Well, we don't know, but it's all rather entertaining!

This info has been spotted on Gino's public facebook wall.




A very recent picture of the couple, from Gino's facebook:





It's also worth remembering that Gino is the ex-boyfriend of Bristol's arch nemesis Mercede Johnston.


Wasilla is a small, small, and very entertaining place!

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UDPATE:

Our brilliant Azure Ghost provides this view on the "Palin-Christmas-Card-Conflict":